Sun 。Sea 。Sand ~ Part 2
Sunday, July 03, 2005
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Sun 。Sea 。Sand
Our first trip to the East Coast. 
Magical World of Sunrise
It's been a long time since I last saw sunrise or sunset. Kinda miss it alot, so I browse thru the web and found these pics. Thought of sharing it with everyone.
For those who forgot or never know how wonderful it it....
Monday, June 27, 2005
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Monday, June 20, 2005
How to break the bad news...
At dawn the telephone rings...
RRriinngggg!!!...
"Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker"
"Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died.."
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"
"Yup, that's the one."
"Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh well..
what did he die from?"
"From eating rotten meat"
"Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?"
"Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."
"Dead horse? What dead horse Mr. Arnaldo?"
"Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire."
"What the...!!! But theres electricity at the house!!!! What was the candle for???"
"For the funeral."
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!!!!!"
"Your mother's ! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her."
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Hmm...interesting
All these while I thought only www.lowyat.net exists until I stumble upon www.malaysianbabes.net (and it has to be pink). Suddenly I find the internet to be interesting again. :)
Girls = Girls = Girls
Take 1:
BF : What do you want to eat??
GF : Anything will do.......
BF : Ok, chicken rice then.
GF : But I don't feel like having rice leh....
BF : Ok, mee goreng then.....
GF : Don't want, too oily.....
BF : Fishball noddle soup....
GF : Yeeeee...So plain....
BF : Then what you want???
GF : Anything lor.......
Take 2:
Me: What do you don't want to eat? Rice or Noodles?
Wife: Er..don't want rice
Me: Ok, so anything with noodles is fine?
Wife: Yes
Me: Soup or dry?
Wife: Anything
In the end, we still couldn't find out what she really wants.
Another scenario when going shopping with girl,
girl: (holding up two clothes) which one is nice?
boy: the blue one looks nicer
girl: is it? I thought the black one is more classy
boy: I agree, take the black one then
girl: But then, the blue one looks quite nice too
boy: yeah
girl: which one is better ?
if boy answer 'black', girl will say he keeps changing his mind and never shows sincererity and care
if boy answer 'blue', girl will say, " told you that the black one looks more class"
But no matter what the boy says, the girl will eventually choose the one she has already decided beforehand. A lot of the times, the girl might even put the two clothes back (after extensive trying) and says not interested anymore. really don't know what she wants.
Sunday, May 22, 2005
WILD WORLD
Few things you should know about KL ...
01. Slow down at green lights. Motorcyclists run red lights routinely.
02. Sending SMS while driving and riding is considered safer than talking.
03. It's easier ordering fast food than switching call plans.
04. There's a water vending machine at every corner because most people don't like the taste of muddy tap water.
05. Besides Shah Alam, there are plenty of other bald hills to visit.
06. Tourists go Petaling Street to buy imitation goods. Locals go to Pasar Karat for cheap originals.
07. Spas are not spas as you think.
08. 30,000 menacing motorcyclists roam and race the streets every Saturday night.
09. If your car breaks down, just stick a twig of leaves from your boot.
10. Tow trucks arrive faster than any emergency vehicles.
11. You are not allowed into a taxi unless you state your destination.
12. Most people rather have power windows and broadband that work. Not roti canai- peddling spacemen.
13. You can dine on the road anytime, anywhere.
14. You can shop for the latest movies while dining.
15. There are more blind people at eating places than in LRTs.
16. Some shopping places charge RM 2 per pee.
17. Cyber cafes are gaming centers.
18. A new PC costs less than original software.
19. Every time you queue patiently in a traffic jam, a VIP motorcade is bound to come along and potong queue.
20. The gaming shop is our only truly multi-racial establishment. We can now interact four times a week.
21. It's cheaper flying to Phuket than traveling to KLIA.
22. Ramli burgers are cheaper and tastier.
23. Need a plumber when you are broke? There are plumber and loan-shark business cards in every letter box.
24. Indoor prawn fishing is out. Futsal is in.
25. EPL is not about football.
26. Motor shows are not about cars.
27. ATM machines take a break from midnight to morning.
28. Number of bus licenses and number of buses on the road are inversely proportional.
29. In a shopping mall, watch out for pickpockets and roller rodents!
30. Like the wild world so much and plan to rent a room? There is a community bulletin board on every bus stop, lamp post and phone booth.
Save on Petrol ... the know how attitude
15 WAYS TO NEGATE THE RECENT FUEL PRICE INCREASE*
Improve your vehicle's fuel consumption - by as much as 40% - by changing the way you currently drive. There is a catch, though. You'll no longer qualify as a Malaysian driver...
1. Pump More Here & Pump Less There
Don't wait until your car senget one side before inflating your tyres. Low tyre pressure forces your engine to work and drink harder. Driving on underinflated tyres also reduces the life of the tyres. A lose-lose situation.
2. Dig Your Nose
Digging your nose is more economical than gunning your engine while waiting at traffic lights. Jack rabbit starts cost you even more. Never floor the pedal unless there's an express bus looming in your rearview mirror. Learn how to accelerate (and brake) smoothly for better fuel efficiency.
3. Pay It Again Sam
You may be using an alternative toll-free road as a sign of protest or as a means of saving money. If the the old route is perpetually congested and longer, you may end up burning more fuel than the toll saved. Sad but often true.
4. Go Look Stop
Are you one of those who frequently get stuck behind a stalled vehicle, crash into road humps or potholes? If you look further than 3 meters while driving, you can better anticipate obstacles and avoid fuel guzzling start-stop situations. Good reason not to tailgate too.
5. Make Up Your Mind
I don't know if it's kiasuness or indecisiveness that makes people drive with the other foot riding the brake pedal. A slight touch might not be noticeable to you but it strains the engine, wears out your brakes prematurely and confuses the poor driver behind. Make sure your handbrake is down all the way too.
6. Get Rid Of Freeloaders
The less passengers the less weight. The less load the better the fuel economy. If you want to car pool, pool the cost. Clear your boot by removing unutilised items like golf sets, prams, barbecue sets, scuba gear, etc.
7. Bear With Crow Shit
Park your car under the shade wherever possible. The hotter your car interior becomes, the harder the air-conditioning needs to work later, the more fuel the engine consumes as a result. The hot sun also increases fuel loss through evaporation.
8. Stay Safe & Save
Fuel consumption jumps dramatically after a certain speed. Keeping to the speed limit saves you more than traffic fines. Driving at 120 kph, rather than 100 kph, may increase fuel consumption by another 25 percent. The dangers of speeding far outweigh the travel time saved.
9. Get A Life
Stop pissing off your neighbours in the mornings and do yourself a favour. Most modern cars have no chokes or carburetors, so there's no need for long, noisy engine warm- ups. Hard revving a cold engine kills it faster than driving it.
10. Let The Bugger Go
There's no need to catch up with an offending driver just to show a finger or fist. You end up either paying more for fuel or a hefty hospital bill.
11. Learn From Your Mistakes
If your wife or girlfriend says she needs to pop into a warehouse sale for a quick look-see, find a parking spot and turn off the engine. Long idling wastes fuel and pollutes the environment.
12. Don't Be A Drag Queen
Remove that empty showoff roof rack or that ugly ill-designed Ah Beng spoiler as it causes unnecessary drag. Smoking with your windows down at cruising speed also increases drag. Newer cars (except the Juara) are aerodynamically designed for fuel efficiency. Stop adding unnecessary external accessories such as jutting elbows.
13. Meter The Meter
Keep track of your car's fuel consumption by monitoring the odometer or tripmeter. A sudden drop may mean mechanical problems. Timely oil change and other maintenance can save you significant amount of fuel.
14. Try A Different Nasi Lemak
All petrol are the same except for the additives and advertising. Contrary to what most Malaysians believe, you can mix your fuel. There's really no need to waste fuel by driving out of the way just to fill up your favourite brand and redemption card.
15. Get A New Boss
Use online banking or find a better employer. Stop driving to an ATM every hour just to check whether your salary is in.
*Your mileage may vary
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Different country.. different way to get drunk :)
Found this drink at Giant 1 Utama ... creamy nice :)
It's called Amarula... South Africa Marula Fruit Cream - 18%
Korean Wine ... with gold flakes and plum, yes I mean REAL gold :)
American Beer ... bud... wei... ser...
Sunday, May 01, 2005
Monday, February 21, 2005
Ever wonder how pretty is monalisa in real life?
Here is a link to it... or shall I say, the making of monalisa?
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