Found this somewhere on the net.. floating around

" A man found a bottle, cleans the bottle, the genie pops out standard story,.... Genie ask man for a wish blah blah.....Man said ' I want a bridge connecting here to Hawaii, so that I can enjoy the sunny beaches, nice swaying girls dancing by the sun set just a drive away'The genie replied 'Do you know what it takes to build a bridge that far and how many people would have died building the bridge and how much concrete, metal and material would go into building the bridge?'Man said 'Okay.... didn't know it was so bad. I'll take back the wish and I wish to "understand women" 'Genie replied 'Would you like One lane or Two lanes on the bridge?"