Life is like a box of chocolate
You'll never know which one you're going to get...
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
Hunted Tunnel
Go to the link if you don't believe me
http://content2.totallycrap.com/media/tunnelaccident/
Reduce your risk of alcohol-related injury: stay drunk
Weekend drinkers are more likely to injure themselves when hammered than full-time pro boozehounds, Swiss researchers have found.
Admissions to the emergency department at Laussanne University Hospital over an 18-month period from pool cue related mishaps and the like were much more frequent amongst less committed schnapps bingers. The pattern was the same for both men and women.
Admissions to the emergency department at Laussanne University Hospital over an 18-month period from pool cue related mishaps and the like were much more frequent amongst less committed schnapps bingers. The pattern was the same for both men and women.
Some thought provoking quotes
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity." -- Albert Einstein
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." --A. Einstein
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.
The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution.
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality.
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
The greatest risk is not taking one.
Managers do things right. Leaders do the right thing.
In business, the competition will bite you if you keep running; if you stand still, they will swallow you .
God gives every bird its food, but he does not throw it into the nest.
You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.
Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If you cut grass without removing its root, it will flourish once again when the spring wind blows.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still.
To:God... From: the Dog
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beeper s, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: I will try to do better so I can go to heaven. I promise...
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3 I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.
4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
8. I will not bite the officer' s hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".
11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
13. I will not throw up in the car.
14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.
16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And, finally, My last question . . .
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3 I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.
4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
8. I will not bite the officer' s hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".
11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
13. I will not throw up in the car.
14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.
16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And, finally, My last question . . .
Dear God: Why do humans only have 10 Commandments and dogs have 16?
P.S. When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
P.S. When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
A drop of rain
A drop of water is all we need to start a new life. A little tiny organism will evolves into something more complex and this process will go on and on till there's life form with soul.
View results from: Dictionary soul /soʊl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sohl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, –noun
1. the principle of life, feeling, thought, and action in humans, regarded as a distinct entity separate from the body, and commonly held to be separable in existence from the body; the spiritual part of humans as distinct from the physical part.
1. the principle of life, feeling, thought, and action in humans, regarded as a distinct entity separate from the body, and commonly held to be separable in existence from the body; the spiritual part of humans as distinct from the physical part.
Isn't rain a wonderful thing?
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Some of the Quote worth blogging for
“The hardest part about being friends, is loving you so much”
“What is the most painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let the person know how you feel”
“Love is when you shed a tear and still want him, it's when he ignores you and you still love him, it's when he loves another girl but you still smile and say I'm happy for you, when all you really do is cry”
“Its hard to love someone who loves someone else. You have to ignore the pain and swallow your pride just to be a friend. But somehow in the end, its all worth it cause friendship lasts longer than love”
... more to come...
Monday, March 26, 2007
Which is which
Is it sunset? Is it sunrise? I guess it doesn't matter. I just want to see either one. Now who the heck will wake up so early in the morning on weekends to accompany me watch this amazing event? Me, myself & I.
Love... Hate
Deja Vu ...
The illusion of having previously experienced something actually being encountered for the first time.
Workplace Violence : Anger Management
Some statistics on workplace violence :
1 in 4 workers are attacked, threatened or harassed each year, costing:
$13.5 billion in medical costs / year
500,000 employees missing 1,750,000 days work / year
41% increased stress levels
$13.5 billion in medical costs / year
500,000 employees missing 1,750,000 days work / year
41% increased stress levels
Anger Management
The goal of anger management is to reduce both your emotional feelings and the physiological arousal that anger causes. You can't get rid of, or avoid, the things or the people that enrage you, nor can you change them, but you can learn to control your reactions.
The goal of anger management is to reduce both your emotional feelings and the physiological arousal that anger causes. You can't get rid of, or avoid, the things or the people that enrage you, nor can you change them, but you can learn to control your reactions.
Or... just watch this movie.
Same Ol' Beer
A bottle of beer or a mug of beer. 4 mugs of beer or 1 jug of beer. What's the different? It's all the same. Heineken, Tiger or Carlsberg... it's only beer. One or two is good among friends especially during happy hours. Too many will cause problems such as unable to drive home safely. Not to mention sleepiness the next working day, like what I'm in now. So the next time when you feel like drinking way too much, just drink at home. When you're drunk, there's no need to worry about driving home. Have a good one, responsibly !
Sunday, March 25, 2007
What's the connection?
What's the connection between Detroit & Paris?
6320.910178592183 km
That's how far man are willing to travel to meet the woman of his life, only to be broken hearted cause she's too confused about what she wants and he's having tough time figuring out what she actually wants.
Of course.. they both speak different languages.
No title.. too lazy to think of one
Ok.. it's 1:48am. I just came back from Laundry, Curve after few drinks with friends. The place was packed. Packed with single ladies and guys waiting to get picked up by the latter. If you really make an observation like I did, you be amazed by the countless action going on at the bar.
American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source
flirt (flûrt) Pronunciation Key v. flirt·ed, flirt·ing, flirts v. intr.
To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures.
To deal playfully, triflingly, or superficially with: flirt with danger.
To move abruptly or jerkily.
American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source
stray (strā) Pronunciation Key intr.v. strayed, stray·ing, strays
1. To move away from a group, deviate from the correct course, or go beyond established limits.
2. To become lost.
3. To wander about without a destination or purpose; roam. See Synonyms at wander.
4. To follow a winding course; meander.
5. To deviate from a moral, proper, or right course; err.
6. To become diverted from a subject or train of thought; digress. See Synonyms at swerve.
Look at the differences between flirt and stray. How many people actually falls in the category of flirt and out of it, how many falls in the category of stray?
Human behaviour studies has been conducted centuries ago.. It is widely use by some of the elite goverment organization such as FBI. Not to say I'm expert in it... in fact I'm just a customer at a place like Laundry who is curious about all this.
Which category do you fall into? Now that you know the meaning of flirt and stray (hopefully), please be very careful when you drink. You don't want to regret at the first blink of the eye, do you?
Saturday, March 24, 2007
A reunion was in the making... 15 years ago
I'm sure we all have our reunion parties @ gathering. Whether it's school or college reunion... it's sole purpose is to know how's everyone doing after all these years.
I attended one recently. In fact I organized one gathering last Wednesday. It's just a small gathering of high school friends, some I haven't met in 15 years. We used to hang out together (innocently, playing games teens @ 16 would be playing) and now we're all grown up at the age of 32. One of us was married 8 years back and now running her own advertising firm. The other is doing IT solution [freelance]. At least they got their own free time unlike some of us which are bound by standard working hours. One of the guy is doing sales for one of TNB supplier [talk about price hike in metals] and the other set-up an accounting firm with few of his friends. A doctor was supposed to join us but he was too busy cutting up body parts - just kidding :-D. As for me, I'm just a workslave for another foreign corporate investing in our beautiful Malaysian land. It was fun and we shall have it again... only next time the organizer will not be me. So if any of you guys & girls read this... please volunteer.
- gathering was at Laundry, the Curve
Wish to spend time not wishing for something you wish you have?
"Do you believe in fate? It's funny that sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. What do you expect me to say? I think you already know the answer, so why do you still want to ask me? I'm sorry I don't know what to say." - quote from an unknown source.
How often do we take things for granted? From the job we have, the house we live in, what we have, what we had experienced, what we are going through now and what we have plan for our future.
Why do we always spend so much time dreaming about things we wish to have but never spend enough time to appreciate things we already have?
What do you wish for this 2007 birthday?
Friday, March 23, 2007
Inspirational Phrases You Will Never Hear At Work...
1. There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up."
2. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
3. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
4. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.
5. If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
6. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who oppose them.
7. 2 days without a human rights violation.
8. Your job is STILL better than asking, "You want fries with that?"
9. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
10. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
12. Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.
13. If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.
14. Plagiarism saves time.
15. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Christmas already ... let it snow ... not!
This is how I would look like whenever I'm inside the production floor at my new working place. Looks like someone working in a nuclear reactor. Neat, huh? Can just blend in with production staff and my boss will never find me :)
Monday, March 19, 2007
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