10 things in golf that sound simply..well dirty ..lolz

1- Look at the size of his putter.

2- Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3- You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

4- After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5- My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6- Lift your head and spread your legs.

7- You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8- Just turn your back and drop it.

9- Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10- Damn, I missed the hole again.